Government Styles
Made Easy
A
SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to
your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor
has none. So what?
A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your
neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you
to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take
the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
A
COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.
A FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes
both and sells you the milk.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You
have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to
support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from
your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY,
AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots
one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the
drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell
one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised
when the cow drops dead.
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